Nicolas Cage is an immortal undead Civil War-era soldier come back to haunt us with his hair

Fact: Nicolas Cage has magical hair.
Nic Cage is one of my favorite subjects ever.
His hair is magical.
I tried to tell you folks the truth.

Rumors: Some believe Nic Cage to be an undead unholy creature.
Some believe his hair is sentient.

New Mystery: Was Nicolas Cage a vampire during the Civil War?

A new document has been found...
This $1,000,000 photograph holds the answers...

This guy on ebay is selling this above picture.
And here's part of his item descirption straight from ebay:

"Original c.1870 carte de visite showing a man who looks exactly like Nick Cage. Personally, I believe it's him and that he is some sort of walking undead / vampire, et cetera, who quickens / reinvents himself once every 75 years or so. 150 years from now, he might be a politician, the leader of a cult, or a talk show host.

This is not a trick photo of any kind and has not been manipulated in Photoshop or any other graphics program. It's an original photo of a man who lived in Bristol, TN sometime around the Civil War."

It makes you wonder...
The guy does have a strange resting place awaiting for him.. (a giant pyramid!!)