That new "BayJa Turtles" movie might even be worse than I thought...
*let's try to stay open minded*
Ahem. New TV trailer, showing Splinter, even more of these dumb gigantic Battletoads-esque turtles and more Megan
This has "trainwreck of the year" marked all over it.... And we almost got Brett Ratner directing it...
Lens flare! Shaky cams! Obvious CGi is obvious!
But now... taken from the HD version of he previous trailer (on that link above), this movie might actually really suggest there might be a whole (alien?) species of "Ninja Turtles" out there. They might have been waging a war against Utrom/Krang/Kraang-like creatures through what appears to be feudal Japan(??).
From that scene where we have a glimpse at the white-washed Shredder (booo!!):
See!
They even got the 1980s Krang in there!
Well that might sound awesome... are those giant Samurai Turtles fighting an army of ninjas AND Krang-ysh aliens!?! Damn'...
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And I tried to be open minded... but it's really hard... this movie is making it really hard to stay "optimist" about another childhood classic getting the generic Hollywood treatment...
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