Tuesday, April 30, 2019

#SEGAnews Sonic The Hedgehog (2019) - Official Trailer - Paramount Pictures

What the heck is this monstrosity?


WHAT THE HECK IS THIS ABOMINATION!?!?



Worst movie ever made? Probably....

People are already comparing it to the 90s Super Mario Bros Movie or the Street Fighter one... Seriously? These movies are like fine desserts compared to this crap. This is like fast food vomit in comparison.

And the worst is that the cast is not even that awful, a Dr. Eggman Jim Carey channeling is 90s crazyness, Sonic voiced by Ben Schwartz and this random Tom Wachowski guy - James Marsden, the sheriff of Green Hills. But the entire rest? The visuals? The tone? The plot? The jokes? Goddamn...


I only believe this was purposely made awful, so people will go to theaters to hate-watch this film. People love to hate-watch stuff nowadays and then complain about it on social media.

And yes, the poster is probably the least awful thing of this whole reveal...


Sonic The Hedgehog hits theaters November 8.

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