Friday, August 7, 2015

#Ad - The Thing Burger

Are you super-hyped for Josh Trank's Fantastic Four reboot movie? Well, it's out today.

So enjoy this delicious tie-in "The Thing Burger" from Denny's:

That's the closest this new Thing has ever come to actually sound like the real Thing - pun intended I guess.


  1. Based on what I've heard about it, it's super depressing and bleak and gloomy and so-not-like The Fantastic Four. It's ranked even lower than Batman & Robin and Dragon Ball Evolution on Rotten Tomatoes.
    It's very disappointing, considering I was expecting to be disappointed (but somewhat wished I was proven wrong, but no)

    1. Apparently, the film's had way too many reshots. Barely looking like whatever the original draft was.
      That whole scene with The Thing jumping out of a plane in the trailer? missing from the final cut! Which means not just a scene but an entire sequence missing from the story.

      All nitpicks and nerd rants aside, the first reviews make the film sound like a convulsed mess with no clear story in sight. Like the entire ACT 2 is skipped over getting to the big action pieces, nothing making scene, etc.
      (They cut a lot of stuff around "Doctor Doom" to make up for what people were complaining online).

      Honestly I just now watched man of steel the other day, and I don't feel like watching a Fantastic Four version of THAT. I'll probably catch it up on DVD the day Marvel reboots it themselves in 5-8 years or so.