#MovieNEWS Dora and the Lost City of Gold (2019) - New Official Trailer - Paramount Pictures

This is both looking epic, epicly cute and somewhat faithful to the source material! Who knew a live action Dora film would a) get made b) look better than a live action Sonic movie. But here we are! 2019, y'all!



Also, Danny Trejo!!!! What?!

#MovieNEWS Dora and the Lost City of Gold - Official Trailer - Paramount Pictures

I never thought I'd be hyped for a "Dora the Explorer" movie, but there we are.

They basically made an Indiana Jones film and made it seriously. I mean, like a teen Tomb Raider, if you will. And they got Eva Longoria and Michael Peña as Dora's parents. They even got Benicio Del Toro and Danny Trejo doing some voices!

Here's the pretty darn good trailer:



I am absolutely not familiar with Dora, aside from pop culture references to it. This show's way after my time. But this does look... better than the recent Indiana Jones or Tomb Raider films. So... ehhh, why not.

I mean, they got me at Michael Peña. Who am I kiddin...

#Randomz - DANNY TREJO's Breadanimals

Check out this random hilarious video brought to you by Nerdist featuring none other than the awesome Danny Trejo!



"Danny Trejo brings you his most personal project yet, Breadanimals!"

Hilarious!! XD

I love how it kinda goes sideways at the end~

So random! And epic!

#MovieNEWS! Machete Kills Again ... IN SPACE!

So apparently this came attached at the beginning of Machete Kills.

He will be back.. in Machete Kills Again... In Space! Nothing can stop how crazy Robert Rodriguez can get!

Coming soon, to a Grindhouse Theater near you:



This needs to happen!! Right now!!

MR Halloween (2007)

Alright, so I couldn't wait until October to review this one. So sue* me!
*please, don't!!

S L A S H E R S related reviews!

Friday the 13th series / Friday the 13th (2009) / Book One (Wildstorm) / Book Two
Freddy vs Jason
Elm Street series / A Nightmare on Elm Street (WildStorm)
Halloween series / NightDance
Chucky series / Chucky (Devil's Due Publishing)
Candyman series
 Re-Animator series
Hack/Slash Vol. 1&2 / Vol. 3 Friday the 31st
Tucker & Dale

#Movie NEWS! Muppets 2

Here's something I almost forgot about, so this trailer comes off as a great unexpected surprise!



Muppets Most Wanted is coming on March 21, next year.

And it will star Ricky Gervais this time (yay!). And also feature cameos from Tina Fey, Salma Hayek, Tom Hiddleston, Danny Trejo and many more!

#Movie NEWS! Machete is back!!

Here's the trailer for the upcoming kickass Machete Kills film!



Can't wait for Machete Kills Again.. In Space! (for real!)