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Welcome back, 47. 

Although we know you've gone into retirement, your elite skills are required once again. The question is -- are you prepared?

 

Time to dig out the past, M. 47! Reviews of the Hitman series:

Hitman: Codename 47

MR Troll 2

Today, let's start the year by reviewing one - if not the - best movie ever made! Or was it the worst, I don't remember...

But Eyz, what about Troll 1? Who cares! It's not like these two films have anything to do with each other!

The monsters lurk Withing The Woods, read these reviews or you'll be Dead by Dawn!

The Evil Dead / Dead by Dawn / Army of Darkness
Hail to the King / A Fistful of Boomstick / Regeneration
The Evil Dead (comics) / Army of Darkness (comics) / Series 1
Evil Dead (remake)/Drag Me To Hell

Friday the 13th series / Friday the 13th (2009)
Book One (Wildstorm) / Book Two / Friday the 13th (Avatar Press)
Freddy vs Jason
Elm Street series / A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
A Nightmare on Elm Street (WildStorm) / A Nightmare on Elm Street (Avatar Press)
Halloween series / Halloween (2007) / HII (2009) / NightDance / Halloween (Chaos! Comics)
Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 1 & 2
Chucky series / Curse of Chucky / Chucky (Devil's Due Publishing)
Candyman series
 Re-Animator series
Hack/Slash Omnibus Vol. 1 / Friday the 31st / Series 1 (DDP) / My First Maniac
Tucker & Dale / Cabin in the Woods
Darkman series
Gremlins / Gremlins 2: The New Batch / Critters series

#Movie Madness - Alien 2: Sulla terra (1980) Trailer

I was thinking about Italian blockbuster knockoffs... and, well...

Enjoy!



This is the Italian unofficial follow-up to Alien 1. It's no Aliens, and actually has so very little to do with the original Alien premise, but it's as silly as it's epic.

Random long shots, silly gore effects and over-the-top acting! Plus the dubbed over voices really add to the, huh, overall quality of the thing.

MR YOR

Let's start up the year on a good note! On an AWESOME note!

Today I'm gonna review a film words cannot simply describe...
That's why I won't even try to do so.

Randoms - World's Finest Slash Fiction Art in Rome

Remember that superheroic repainted old statue in Bulgaria from a couple posts ago?
Well, here's an actual statue of superheroes.

This time it's Superman and Batman as spotted in Rome's Villa Borghese gardens.

Oh my... what does this kinda statue imply?? °___°

Anyway, once you realize there are actual Batman and Superman statues across the world, I guess this just goes to show how these sort of comic book characters are as much part of our culture as old mythological figures like Hercules, Atlas, etc..